A big deal.

    

A Big Deal!

By Elliott Bishop

Let's all admit we are all here for one thing, and one thing only. Sex!
Yes that is a big call to make at the beginning of an amateur writing piece, but rest assured this topic is of a seriously highly regarded nature. So please let me explain.
 Sex has made us cry, it has made us laugh, made us do totally fucked up things, made us pretend we are someone that we are not,  made us be adventurous, made us tired and hungry, made us try harder in life, made us impotent, made us morally corrupt, made us steal cheat and lie, made us become more physically dexterous, it's made us perform at our peak in our chosen gladiatorial conquests, made us stay in bed all day, made us financially destitute, made our relationship with our best friend totally awkward, and made Tiger Woods a bit of a joke.
So why do we vigorously pursue this ever empowering vice?  To some people there is nothing more to it than those two and a half to eighty minutes of physical exercise. To others it is a special connection between two (or many) spiritually connected beings, for others it's procreational only, some people do it because we are telling them them they should be, some people do it for a source of income, others because life in the ‘End of the world Cult’ would be rather awkward if we didn’t, some do it for numbers in the book, and others to simply knock the stress out of the end of the day. Please do not be alarmed these are not the only reasons we have sex, nor are they the only reasons that the author performs “the deed”. Sex if used correctly can be immensely pleasurable, if used incorrectly can start wars, or have you incarcerated for quite some time.
Anyway you maybe beginning to think that this article is really going around in circles, and I concur, it certainly is. But sex is such an important factor to so many of us. Even if we don’t place much importance in it ourselves or seldom do it, sex has a dramatic influence on our day to day lives. Sex is the one common thread that drives our multi billion dollar advertising industries. It has toppled some of our governments too. Many Christians practiced the conservative teachings of their Church, yet these institutions are imploding from sex scandals within. Sex or a lack there of it can make day to day life with our work colleagues, friends, or family members unbearable. And because of these many different by-products of sex, whether you are an avid deviate, closed up prude, everyday punter, or just your average Joe it cannot be argued that Sex is irrelevant to our separate universes. So if I track back to my opening statement that ‘we are all here for one thing and one thing only. Sex! ‘I am confident that you might agree with me.
Sex is a big deal, end of story.